Today Ismail and I peeked through Fadheela's bedroom window & jacked it, then her father, Sheik Abdullah heard our nosies and set the camels on us.
Well it's really amazing just how attractive a camel can be. And when God willing the horse of the desert and I share the same heat cycle magic can happen.
I had thought about saving myself for the 72 virgins that await me, but I thought that I should just spend a little more time on this earth, rotting my brain and teeth, as I spend these days sipping Pepsi.
As supple as Fadheela appeared to be as she was putting on a second burqa, I wondered why we didn't use the letter "U" after "Q". After that, I wondered if there was something else waiting for me.
Just then came that beautiful beast charging at me.
I'm so embarrassed Diary, I don't think I can write anymore.
What if someone finds you?
At least my videos will be safe.
Oh Blessed be the annointed one, but that John Holmes was hung.
Until tomorrow, Dear Diary.